"Maybe you and I can't do great things. We may not change the world in one day, but we still can change some things today, in our small way."

"If you are prepared, then you are able to feel confident."

"Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica."

"Celibacy is not hereditary."

"Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence"

"Anyone with more than 365 pair of shoes is a pig."

"If the point is sharp, and the arrow is swift, it can pierce through the dust no matter how thick."

"In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the name it bears. Things are not only what they are. They are, in very important respects, what they seem to be."

"Eliminate something superfluous from your life. Break a habit. Do something that makes you feel insecure."

"The Self when it appears behind the universe is called God. The same Self when it appears behind this little universe-the body-is the soul."

"We can only see a short distance ahead, but we can see plenty there thats needs to be done."

"Thou ought to be nice, even to superstition, in keeping thy promises, and therefore equally cautious in making them."