"Life is meant to be enjoyed, not endured."

"I take a simple view of life: keep your eyes open and get on with it."

"There鈥檚 nothing like seeing a photo of yourself in happier days speeding toward your face in anger."

"Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections."

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."

"Even the longest hours come to an end."

"The absence of love is the most abject pain."

"The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing."

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."

"Whatever games are played with us, we must play no games with ourselves."

"Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense."

"A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life."