"Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight, very clean. When it arrives it is perfect. It puts itself in our hands. It hopes we learned something from yesterday."

"Ignorance, when voluntary, is criminal, and a man may be properly charged with that evil which he neglected or refused to learn how to prevent."

"The trouble with lies was that once started, the fiction had to be continued, and it was hard always to be remembering details that you had made up upon the spur of the moment."

"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money"

"Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave."

"I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent."

"How much fame, money, and power does a woman have to achieve on her own before you can punch her in the face?"

"Think what you do when you run into debt; you give another power over your liberty."

"Stranger, if you passing meet me and desire to speak to me, why should you not speak to me? And why should I not speak to you?"

"The best index to a person's character is (a) how he treats people who can't do him any good, and (b) how he treats people who can't fight back."

"I wanted change and excitement and to shoot off in all directions myself, like the colored arrows from a Fourth of July rocket."

"Military power wins battles, but spiritual power wins wars."