"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!"

"The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."

"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."

"Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh."

"I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars."

"Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it thousands of times."

"What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly. It is dearness only that gives everything its value."

"Disney, of course, has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor, he just tears him up."

"To die for an idea is to place a pretty high price upon conjectures."