"Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece."

"Good things don't end in 'eum,' they end in 'mania'...or 'teria'."

"If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV."

"I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here."

"I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich."

"Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."

"Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed."

"Out of thine own mouth will I judge thee."

"Time as he grows old teaches all things."

"All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling."

"If I had to sum up in one word what makes a good manager, I'd say decisiveness. You can use the fanciest computers to gather the numbers, but in the end you have to set a timetable and act."

"I would not attack the faith of a heathen without being sure I had a better one to put in its place."