"The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them."

"Never get married while you're going to college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake."

"Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation."

"Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature."

"Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men."

"It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed."

"Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake."

"What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies."

"A light heart lives long."

"Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it."

"If the gods listened to the prayers of men, all humankind would quickly perish since they constantly pray for many evils to befall one another."

"To save a Life in defeat, is to receive Victory and Honor."