"It's all fun and games 'til someone loses an eye; Then it's just fun you can't see."

"Self-respect permeates every aspect of your life."

"Enthusiasm is very good lubrication for the mind."

"Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat."

"What more felicity can fall to creature, Than to enjoy delight with liberty."

"A dog will look up on you; a cat will look down on you; however, a pig will see you eye to eye and know it has found an equal."

"Noble be man, Helpful and good! For that alone Sets him apart From every other creature On earth."

"Only the gentle are ever really strong."

"Anger as soon as fed is dead - 'Tis starving makes it fat."

"Everything in your world is created by what you think."

"Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."

"I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him."