"The public is a ferocious beast -- one must either chain it up or flee from it."

"Its okay to get jacked up and head out onto the highway, but I've been there and I can tell you that the fast lane is littered with countless smoldering wrecks."

"FRIENDLESS, adj. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense."

"We cannot defend liberty abroad by deserting it at home."

"Certainly virtue is like precious odours, most fragrant when they are incensed or crushed: for prosperity doth best discover vice; but adversity doth best discover virtue."

"Do not think of knocking out another person's brains because he differs in opinion from you. It would be as rational to knock yourself on the head because you differ from yourself ten years ago."

"Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness."

"A friend is one of the nicest things you can have and one of the best things you can be."

"Never tell the truth to those unworthy of it...."

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."