"When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people."

"Your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life."

"You can't base your life on the past or the present. You have to tell me about your future."

"Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?"

"The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person."

"On a long enough timeline. The survival rate for everyone drops to zero."

"October is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. Others are July, January, April, September, November, May, March, June, December, August and February."

"Archbishop: a Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ."

"What's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet."

"I've imagined great victories, and I've imagined great races. The races are better."

"In time we hate that which we often fear."

"I said to my girl, 'Was it good for you too?' And she said, 'I don't think this was good for anybody.'"