"Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing."

"We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done."

"Behind almost every woman you ever heard of stands a man who let her down."

"Never underestimate the power of the irate customer."

"There is nothing like the razor sharp tongue of a good friend to cut through the lies we tell ourselves."

"He who flees will fight again..."

"We should conduct ourselves not as if we ought to live for the body, but as if we could not live without it."

"You can't touch pitch and not be mucked."

"Do not try to solve all life's problems at once -- learn to dread each day as it comes."

"GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism."

"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain."

"Far too many people鈥攅specially people with great expertise in one area鈥攁re contemptuous of knowledge in other areas or believe that being bright is a substitute for knowledge."