"It is feeling and force of imagination that make us eloquent."

"There is no glory in otustripping donkeys."

"Virtue extends our days: he live two lives who relives his past with pleasure."

"Why do strong arms fatigue themselves with frivolous dumbbells? To dig a vineyard is worthier exercise for men."

"Tomorrow's life is too late. Live today."

"Conceal a flaw, and the world will imagine the worst."

"There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife."

"To read your own poetry in public is a kind of mental incest."

"There are women who are for all your 'times of life.' They're the most wonderful sort."

"There comes a point in life when you realize everything you know about yourself, it's all just conditioning. It's the rare man who truly know who he is."

"Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there."

"The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal."