"The secret of eternal youth is arrested development."

"I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches."

"He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle."

"If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me."

"I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches."

"He appears to have been weened on a pickle."

"To be a saint does not exclude fine dresses nor a beautiful house."

"In human relations a little language goes farther than a little of almost anything else. Whereas one language now often makes a wall, two can make a gate."

"Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue, a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence, justice."

"Don't fear failure so much that you refuse to try new things. The saddest summary of a life contains three descriptions: could have, might have, and should have."

"Peace has in it trust in the Lord, that He governs all things, provides all things, and leads to a good end."

"Christian, n. One who follows the teachings of Christ insofar as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin."