By the power vested in me by the laws of the State of New York,
凭着纽约州法律赋予我的权力,
I understand completely.
我完全明白。
I suggest that we ask users of this machine what they think about it. We can photograph them using it too. Then we can put their comments at the top of the advertisement in big print. We can bring in some humour too. People enjoy reading humorous ads.