"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"What you see is what you get."

"Funny is an attitude."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"God gives, but man must open his hand."

"One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of Goda€?s existence."

"STRATEGY is; A style of thinking, a conscious and deliberate process, an intensive implementation system, the science of insuring FUTURE SUCCESS."

"Everything that one thinks about a lot becomes problematic."

"The impotence of God is infinite."

"A great obstacle to happiness is the expectation of too great a happiness."