"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"All men's misfortunes spring from their hatred of being alone."

"The only obligation which I have a right to assume, is to do at any time what I think right."

"The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in our stars, but in ourselves if we are underlings."

"God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December."

"Religion has no business to formulate social laws and insist on the difference between beings, because its aim and end is to obliterate all such fictions and monstrosities."

"Friendships that have stood the test of time and change are surely best."